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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The 20 Best Job Search Web Sites

Hi everyone! I just stumbled upon an article from PC Magazine that lists 20 best job search websites. Of those 20, I have used a few of them before such as Monster, LinkedIn, and Craigslist. As for the other web sites, I haven't used them before, but I would suggest that you take a look at them and see what you come up with. If you are ever bored, you could also find something else to do that is still job related like job blogs, games, or just maybe something really funny.

Good luck in the job hunt!

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Humor for the new year

Congratulations on everyone reaching the new year!

I just stumbled upon a site that sells something bacon...


I know that nobody should even tempt fate by ruining bacon's scrumptious taste, but it is a new year and everyone should try new things. By new things I hope it isn't just trying out bacon flavored gumballs.

Speaking of new things, I have a few more posts this next week that should help everyone out when being unemployed, underemployed, or just plain employed.

The first one will be published as soon as I can write it tonight.

For those that do want to tempt fate hit the Link

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Humor of the Month

Yeah, I haven't made a humor post in a long time, but this time its different. Instead of posting something funny about bacon, it is about resumes. Supposedly from the joke itself, these are real statements found on resumes.

Extracts from Funny Resumes

1. 'I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.'

2. 'I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.'

3. 'I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.'

4. 'Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.'

5. 'Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.'

6. 'Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.'

7. 'It's best for employers that I not work with people.'

8. 'Let's meet , so you can 'ooh' and 'aah' over my experience.'

9. 'You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.'

10. 'Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.'

11. 'I was working for my mom until she decided to move.'

12. 'Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.'

13. 'I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.'

14 'I am loyal to my employer at all costs....Please feel free to respond to my résumé on my office voice mail.'

15. 'I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing. '

16. 'My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.'

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Everything Is Better Wrapped in Bacon

There haven't been any updates these last two weeks, but never fear! Updates will be more often starting today. There is no better way to start the blog in the right direction with more bacon filled goodness.

Here is an article that says, "Everything Is Better Wrapped in Bacon." If you haven't had your fill of bacon recently, take a look a difference bacon can do to many traditional foods.

This is the highlight of them all! Bacon wrapped cinnamon rolls!




If this doesn't make you salivate, just think of the hundreds of upcoming posts that have the sole purpose of helping you bring home the bacon. Make your day brighter with bacon!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Humor of the week

Everyone has been in a job interview before. One recommendation is to stay consistent and follow up after. Here is a comic about what you shouldn't do at a job interview:

Monday, September 8, 2008

Things to do while looking for work


When job hunting, I've personally had a lot of free time. In fitting with the theme of the blog, here is a recipe for bacon chocolate chip cookies. You can literally bring the bacon home and make a delicious dessert for yourself or for your friends. Despite what the website tells you how delicious these cookies are, I am skeptical. In the rare occasions that I have attempted to make cookies, I would not want to make these.

If anyone actually makes these cookies, let us know. I am sure that Amee and Melissa would love to try one!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A bit of humor

Hi, I am the Baconator and I am the humorous writer of this blog. From time to time, I will post random videos, links, and stories that will make you laugh.

Since this is the first of many, here is a humorous video of what you should not do at an office. If anyone has had a bad day at work before, please don't vent your frustrations like these people.


Many more laughs to follow...